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jill of all trades, a master at absolutely nothing

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The name’s Victoria, a 20-something Jungle Asian¹ (aka a human being from the Philippines), with a permanent (seriously, ask anyone) resting bitch face, who’s 99.74% of the time annoyed at the fact that this godforsaken country is excruciatingly hot, disgustingly polluted, and filled with a lot of very gullible citizens and useless politicians.

She’s an avid fan of books, a subscriber to Netflix, a huge lover of ramen, and a staunch believer that the Earth is round.

• How her name’s pronounced by a lot of Filipinos.
• Mostly her mother.
• And her obnoxious friends.

¹Thanks to @nothanksalex from Tiktok for this term. Not sure if she’s the OG but I heard it from her first.